Mr. TweetHate or How I learned to stop worrying and hate Twitter

For those unfamiliar with what the title of the article is a parody of, cancel your plans for tonight because after you are done reading you have to go rent this movie.  Anyhow, if you want to learn all about what makes Twitter an annoying pain in the ass when it was just recently so much fun; read on. Read more »


Stop lying, I know you look at porn!

The title of this article could just have easily been any of these:

  1. Stop lying, I know you play online poker!
  2. Stop lying, I know you click on ads claiming you’ve won a prize!
  3. Stop lying, I know you download from unreliable sources!
  4. Stop lying, I know you do all of these things and probably other stupid shit!

That last one would have been a little confusing out of the context of the list but let me tell you what I mean…

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The new iPod shuffle is retarded (and so were the old ones)

I just couldn’t hold it in any longer.  I had to start a brand new blog JUST to get this (and subsequently additional grievous complaints) out of my head. In case you missed it in the title of this article I am going to restate my point:

The new iPod shuffle is retarded.

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